Eat the dirt off the soles of my shoes!

I'll use your mouth and make you eat the dirt from the soles of my shoes! Did you do that properly? Then I'll make you smell my shoes and you get to suck the sweat off the insole too! Now on to my socks! Do you notice how wet and sticky they are because my feet are so sweaty? Your face is only there to clean my shoes and socks, you dirt-eater!